veggietalesyaoi:

this article justy makesm me alugh a lot

cum-guzzling-gutterslut:

uncommonxgrace:

no my name is fucking alfonso 

what makes this post like 10 times funnier is the fact that he waited like 6 hours for a reply

seatbelthand-s:

This is scary

pizzaforpresident:

superblys:

pizzaforpresident:

A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg

THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

no it wasn’t i made this up for notes

martinseptim:

kawaii-princessxox:

wat

this still confuses me almost as much as it did the first time i saw it

dampsandwich:

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

I’m going to buy a pink spandex suit & go door to door yelling “aye bitch you wanna make some motherfuckin money??”

haave-you-met-ted:

harrypotter-dramione:

theanti90smovement:

yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers

CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”

Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone.

this is an actual genuinely serious human being with a working brain and reproductive system
like this is a person